Retired Man, Shoveling Snow, Gives Detailed Weather Forecast To Neighbors As They Leave In The Morning

The Potato Point Chronicle caught up with local retired resident Alfred Holmes today, while he was shoveling snow outside his apartment, to see what he thought of the weather lately.

“Some snow we got here, eh?”

“You gotta stop making it snow kid.”

“Da, weatherman said more’s a coming on Thursday too!”

“It’s been a winter, eh?”

“Based on Unisys data, there’s an upper level weather system moving in through the Rockies that should push this low weather system out via the jet stream. Macro weather patterns this season seem to indicate this won’t be the last 995mb storm to hit us. I expect plenty more EL Nina moisture to affect our region.”

“Some storm last week, been shoveling non-stop since then.”

Alfred was last seen talking to neighbors as they left their apartments to leave in the morning and also systematically shoveling his parking stall every 5 minutes while the snow came down.

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