Hot off of the release of CarPlay, Apple’s Car-iPhone integration system, Apple today released HorsePlay. HorsePlay (not to be confused with WhorePlay) Offers seamless integration between the iPhone and a horse’s ass via a Thunderbolt 2.0 cable.

The connection can also be made using the ridiculous Avatar method, by connecting the wearer’s hair to the hair of the horse.

It has been said that HorsePlay was the last product the late Steve Jobs worked on before passing 25 years ago.

When people use HorsePlay, it will revolutionize the man-horse relationship well beyond what any person has seen on the internet before, including zoophilia sites.  – Jobs

The product is currently being marketed to the Amish, rich white girls and centaurs.