New London Residents Celebrate St. Patricks Day With Irish Stereotypes

New London, WI

Residents in New London, WI (Now known as New Dublin, because drinking.) decided to honor their fake-irish heritage on St. Patricks day with Irish Stereotypes.

Wearing all green, a top hat, gold sparkle face paint and green leggings, local resident Megan Ritchie had the following to say:

“I can’t think of a better way to celebrate St. Patricks day than to get completely drunk like Irish people are all year round!”

Photo taken from last year’s celebration in New London. Pictured is Richard Flease after several glasses of Guinness

Residents flocked to the beer tent centrally located in New London to honor the Irish by getting drunk and listening to shitty music.

Some found other ways to honor Irish stereotypes like resident Rachel Flease who decided to abstain from using birth control so as to “fill the world with dirty, poor Irish children”.

Others will inevitably honor another Irish stereotype by drinking so much that they fight one another.

Jenna Gorges decided to live on the “wild side” and get an authentic Shamrock Shake from the local McDonalds.

“I hope this Shamrock Shake tastes just like they do in Ireland!” – Jenna Gorges

New London’s only true Irish family, the Sweeneys will be spending the celebration in one of their many condos spread across North America and will not be drinking, fighting, or eating potatoes.

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