White Walkers Attack Winterfell

Winterfell, Seven Kingdoms

Terrible news, delivered by a murderous raven (Raymond Lewis), befell on the realm today as residents learned of the terrible attack at Winterfell.

Prophets had foretold of the long winter when the white walkers would attack. Each walker brought a unique plague unto the realm like none seen before.

The first walker, donning a cowboy hat and assless chaps delivered a roundhouse kick to the castle.

The second walker broke the backs of the workers of the city by not giving a single fuck. He was last seen campaigning to become the king.

The third walker crashed his car into the city walls and died immediately harming no one. People have already forgotten him.

It will be many a fortnights until the castle can be rebuilt. May the gods save us all.

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