Local resident Kyle Boward was overcome with joy when he discovered that his Chase Bank rewards points towards a $25 gift card would only cost $50 to ship via International Priority Mail.

“What a fucking deal this is!! Only $50 to receive my $25 gift card. My bank sure knows how to thank me for being a loyal customer.” – Kyle Boward

Kyle originally wanted to go with the $42 Overnight Saturday Delivery option for his $25 gift card, but decided that since he lives in Canada which is considered international by everyone, he best spend the addition $8 for the International Priority Mail option.

“I’m already planning all of the ways I’m going to spend my $25 gift card that I’ve been banking points towards for the last three years. This is going to be so awesome!” – Kyle Boward

It should be noted that Kyle has a 2nd grade education and was unaware of the deficit the card would cost him.