V. Stiviano (who has a first name consisting of one letter) was fired today from her gold digging job after a video was posted on TMZ of her making racist remarks.

“I don’t understand black people. You give them a little bit of money, they don’t know what to do with it.” – V. Stiviano, Racist

Her boss, Donald Sterling who is Jewish and a NAACP award recipient took offense to these remarks and fired her immediately. Sterling had the following to say: “With great remorse, I had to let V. go today. She was one of my favorite gold diggers. I’ve yet to have one that dug as much of my gold as her. (if you know what I mean).”

“At only 31 years old, she’s also the youngest gold digger I’ve had the pleasure to employ.” said the 80 year old Sterling.

“Black people just act crazy … they’re like, ‘Yo, I wanna put extra rims on top of my rims. And my rims are gonna turn around. I’m gonna call them spinners.'” – V. Stiviano, Racist

Not only has Stiviano lost her job, but Sterling is also pushing for a lifetime ban of her so that she will not be able to gold dig for any other mining companies in the future.

Stiviano is currently appealing the lifetime ban decision.