Americans Celebrate After US World Cup Team Beats Third World Country Team

Across the country today, Americans are celebrating after the US beat Ghana 2 -1 in a World Cup semi-final game. Ghana was favored to win the game 56 to 0 but the Americans managed an upset in the final half.

“I just can’t believe that America, a country of 318 million people was able to pull off such an upset vs. Ghana, a country of 24 million!” -Jerry Benke

The stands at the game, held in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil were filled with 95% US citizens since nobody in Ghana can afford to fly the 4,000 miles.

“I had all my money placed on Ghana (the 135th country in the world by GDP per capita) as oppose to America (9th). There goes my entire savings account” -Tom Hanson

The US will go on to play Portugal, another country nobody cares about later this week.

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