Announced this week is news that the hit TV Show – The View will have some cast changes next season. The entire cast will be replaced by Chickens.

“We figured since most of the show is just a bunch of middle aged women pecking at one another and talking about topics they know nothing about, we would take it a bit more literal next season and just replace them all with chickens.” – John Forester, Executive Producer

Each of the cast members will be replaced by a Hen that looks the most like their human counterpart. Producers went to great lengths to find Hens that best fit each former cast member.

The producers plan to spread the studio with chicken feed and set the Hens lose on it for the hour long show.

I imagine they’ll rush out and fight over it for an hour. Occasionally squawking at one another. Overall it should be exactly what our audience wants. – John Forester