Bradley Dryair, Technical Recruiter of Meet Your Quota Recruiters® pitched an exciting, part time, temporary , Senior UI Engineer job to local developer Pete Givens via email.
Givens who lives in Chicago (1,800+ miles away from San Francisco) and has a full time, permanent job doing what he loves received an email from Dryair Tuesday. The job offers a 6-9 month temporary position in San Francisco where the cost of living is so terrible, a $100,000 a year job can barely afford to pay the rent. Givens has no prior relationship with Dryair and has no fucking idea how he got his email in the first place.
“Sure, I’d just love to give up my permanent, full time job to move out to San Francisco where I have no promise of having a job in 6-9 months once I finish the project, not…” – Givens
The job requirements list the follow:
- 20+ years of iOS experience or 45+ years of Javascript experience
- MUST know .NET, PHP, CSS, HTML, COBOL, C++, Fortran, Python, Google Dart, Perl, Ruby, Coldfusion, Sharepoint, Angular, Node.js, Ember.js, AngularJS, XAML, Grunt, SASS, Bootstrap, HTML7, Kendo UI, Bourbon, Apache Cordova, Laravel, Zend, TodoMVC
- Must be an award winning UI Designer
- Must be a woman because the tech industry is 95% male (and the nursing field isn’t 95% female)
Givens is currently in the process of deleting the email from Dryair and changing his identity in hopes that he evades future recruiters from Meet Your Quota Recruiters®