Facebook Anxiously Awaits Man With Zero Years Of Law Experience To Give Opinion On Steven Avery Case

Thousands of Facebook friends anxiously waited Thursday for the verdict to by delivered on the Steven Avery case after their friend Zac Brown watched all 10 episodes of Making a Murderer on Netflix.

“Zac is an expert on legal issues. I know the 4 years he spent at the local community college earning a bachelor’s degree in Sports Medicine is something that makes him a qualified legal expert on murder cases” – Tyler Anderson, Facebook friend.

After 3 minutes of deliberation, Brown delivered his judgement on the Avery Case –

“Avery’s clearly inoocent! i watched all 10 episodes. Manitowoc county is a bunch of fuckin crooks!” said Brown.

“Avery totally didn’t kill that girl. Ken Kratz is an asshole. He probably killed that girl, whatever her name is.” – Zac Brown

After giving his decisive judgement on the Avery case, Brown has now been hired, full time, to be on the Nancy Grace show to give his expert opinion on all future legal matters.

One thought on “Facebook Anxiously Awaits Man With Zero Years Of Law Experience To Give Opinion On Steven Avery Case”

  1. Although tongue in cheek, your take on the Avery series illustrates just “how dumb do you think we are” when it comes to believing anything that comes across the media with enough hype. Because of the current nature of trust between the general public and policing institutions, the many links between reality and make-believe get blurred. My guess their next project might be: “Six Million Dollar Man” – was he really a man?

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