Female Dog Accuses Owner of Unwanted Advances & Kisses

An area man has been accused by several female dogs of unwanted advances & kisses in the wake of many big name celebrities having similar accusations filed against them.

Marcus Sanford, who works as local TV anchor has issued an apology admitting that he did in fact kiss the dogs even though they did not want it. The female dogs would frequently turn their heads away in an act to show Sanford they did not want to be kissed. Sanford allegedly use a high pitched voice when trying to kiss the dogs as a way to entice them to want to kiss him back. He also used food as a way to lure the dogs into his embrace by cutting up hot dogs and holding them out for the dogs to eat after which, he would hold the canines in his arms and not let them go.

Sanford, who has been fired from Channel 2 news, had his retirement taken away, denied unemployment, blacklisted by all other employers, is now also going through a divorce with his wife of 20 years and is receiving death threats on the internet after the allegations came out.

“Im going 2 murder u sanford. I would murder your family but they already hate you your worse then a child molester” -Internet Death Threat.

Ranging in age from 3 to 10 (or 21 to 70 in dog years), a number of the accusers spoke on condition of anonymity for fear of retaliation from the dog owner. The female’s allegations share striking similarities, describing how Sanford rubbed their bellies and legs and would try to kiss them on the mouth. The dogs would frequently ‘shake off’ after being touched by Sanford, a sign of unwanted affection.

“It is essential that these dogs know I hear them and that I deeply apologize,” Sanford said in a statement. “I am greatly embarrassed. I have behaved insensitively at times, and I accept responsibility for that. I always felt that I was pursuing shared feelings, even though I now realize I was mistaken.”

Unable to find a job ever again, Sanford was last seen at a homeless shelter after having been kicked out of his house during the divorce.

 

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