Brian Johnston sat deep in thought this Thursday pondering life’s major question – “Why haven’t social justice warriors campaigned to get Faygo or Spic and Span removed from the shelf yet?”

Clearly these products are homophobic and racist yet they still continue to be sold and marketed as such thought Johnston.

“Everything needs to be politically correct now days. You can’t say ‘that’s retarded’ or ‘stop being gay’ without making some social justice warrior butthurt, Yet somehow there’s a product named Faygo at the grocery store.” Brian Johnston

CEOs are fired based on minor political contributions 6 years ago – Entire basketball teams are lost/sold over private voice recordings – and CEOs are forced out by social justice warrior employees but Faygo and Spic and Span are completely blameless for their actions thought Johnston.

“Overall, I think the fact that Faygo isn’t forced to change their name by some gay social media campaign is pretty retarded” – Johnston