A report recently released by Georgetown University on whether or not a college degree is worth it –  shocked everyone with the news that yes, it is totally worth getting a Bachelor’s degree from an expensive university.

The report’s results (which are totally not biased in any way, shape or form) came as a surprise to many, especially considering a UNIVERSITY did the research.

Some claim the report is biased. Lead researcher Megan Johnson had the following to say:

“The rumors that our report is biased are unfounded. Besides students graduate with a mere $62,469 in debt. Our school’s endowment of $1.286 billion is going to run out any day now! We need that $62,469!”

Johnson, was also the lead researcher for the tobacco companies during their historic and highly accurate study showing how smoking doesn’t lead to cancer.

When asked what she might study next, she stated, I’m currently working on my thesis on whether or not the Pope is Catholic.