Employee Does Phone Interview In Workplace Parking Lot

Armed with a silencer, night vision goggles and a grappling hook, local resident Barry Omaha worked his way out of the four story office using the HVAC system to arrive on the building roof. From there he ziplined 75 feet to the workplace parking lot to enter his tan 2005 Toyota Camry.

Once in his car, which is in plain sight of the of the offices in the building, Omaha nervously waited for the HR rep to call him.

“I came out here so that none of my co-workers would know I’m interviewing for another job. Even though 95% of them hate their jobs, I’m really afraid of them finding out what I’m doing right now.” – Barry

Looking suspiciously around to avoid being seen, Barry reviewed papers in his leather bound portfolio, which he only carries with him while interviewing.

“I think I’m going to pull this off. Nobody saw me remove the breakroom ceiling tile before I entered the duct-work. ” – Barry

Several co-workers watched as his suspiciously talked on the phone, in his car, for the next 20 minutes.

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