40 Foot Panther Attacks Downtown De Pere

According to an image pulled from Google Street View, a 40 foot panther has attacked downtown De Pere, Wisconsin. De Pere (pronounced ‘Deep-Here’ by William Zoelle) is a suburb of Green Bay, Wisconsin, home of the Green Bay Fudge Packers.

While no reports of a 40 foot panther attack have been reported by De Pere residents, the attack can clearly be seen in a Google Street View image.

The panther stands across the street from a Chinese restaurant and appears very hungry. Residents are being asked to stay indoors and be vigilant.

The three Chinese residents of De Pere are also being kept in a safehouse as an extra precaution (or as a form of segregation from the 99.9% of the remaining De Pere residents)

 

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