Boston, Massachusetts

Father Francis, considered one the top Catholic experts on the topic of marriage counseled his latest couple Friday.

“I don’t know if I can ever trust Steve again. I hope Father Francis, with his years of experience with marriage, can help us work through these difficult times” – Aubrey White

Fr. Francis started the session like he has every marriage counseling session he’s counseled:  by using his numerous years of marriage (to the church) to draw experience from.

“I remember the day I married God. The way he looked as he walked down the aisle looking into my eyes. Also, the honeymoon in Cancun wasn’t bad either, God is a great snuggler. What were we talking about again?”  – Fr. Francis

When questioned about Steve’s infidelity Fr. Francis related it to an episode of Friends where Joey and Monica had a fling.

“Chandler was able to forgive Monica as you will Steve” – Fr. Francis

Francis was last heard drawing inspiration from daytime soaps as he had exhausted all his knowledge of marriage from must-see-tv shows.