The Department of Home Security released Friday,  that Canada, with over 75% of its population living within 100 miles of the American border is poised to attack at any moment.

We mean no harm. Our troops are merely passing through the area, eh? -Canadian Prime Minister, Steven ‘Warmonger’ Harvard

Canada with a population buildup that rivals that of Operation Barbarossa between the Germans and the Soviet Union during World War 2 vehemently  denies this claim.

When the US goverment warned Canada that the “position of their military was somewhat worrisome” Harvard went on to say that “We mean no harm. Our troops are merely passing through the area.”

The US Government is currently canceling all research & trade agreements with Canada which included: furs, horses (6), copper & gold.