Traveler From The Future, Reveals Seahawks Win In Super Bowl

I can confirm that the Seahawks won, although I was rooting for the Broncos as I’ve always wanted to probe Peyton Manning (if you know what I mean) -Galactic Lord Xenu

At the time of this writing, the Seahawks are handily winning the game 22 to 0, but news reports from New Mexico are coming in that a time traveler from the future has given away the Super Bowl results with the Seahawks winning.

“Yes, I recall that game”, said the time traveler, going only by Galactic Lord Xenu. I was probing one of you worthless sentients during one of my previous travels to that time.

After $75 Million Dollars, Belgium Reveals New Country Flag [Updated With Reaction From Germany]

In collaboration with world renowned marketing firm Evano, the country of Belgium today revealed their new country flag. Spokesmen Henrich Farshure stated that coming up with a design for the flag was “a real struggle”.
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