Fond Du Lac county infant Hayden Andersen recently shocked his family by announcing that he is now Pro-Choice as it relates to abortion.
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Grandmother’s Plan To “Eat Baby Up” Thwarted By Local Police
Family members of Crivitz, WI grandmother Dorothy Linksen recently tipped off Crivitz police when they heard their grandmother’s intentions to consume her grandson Liam Linksen.
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Canada Prepares For War With United States
The Department of Home Security released Friday, that Canada, with over 75% of its population living within 100 miles of the American border is poised to attack at any moment.
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Racist Behind Google Auto-complete Revealed
Long suspected by the internet at large, the racist responsible for Google’s terrible auto-complete search suggestions has been identified.
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Local City, New London, Ponders Origin Of City Name
Local residents of Wisconsin city New London have long pondered the origin of their city’s name. The city mostly known for its drunkard Irish citizens believes the name to be of Asian origin.
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